blood of olympus: gaea rises. hazel summons a giant diamond that cuts gaea in half. gaea dies. the rest of the book is the seven eating nachos and watching puppy!frank chase its own tail
reblog if your dick is longer than your arm
I hate it when a character doesn’t have a FUCKING LAST NAME, SO THEIR TAG IS FULL OF SHIT YOU DON’T CARE ABOUT.
mike wazowski opens up a tattoo shop called Monsters Ink
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class